Quick thought, post-debate III. More to come.
Tonight I realized who Sen. John McCain reminds me of. It's Ned, from the Venture Bros, he's one of the Fantastic Four parody. As described by the Venture Bros Wiki, Ned is Sally's retarded cousin, with 3 inches of callused skin so the insults don't hurt!
Look at Ned:
And now look at McCain:
You can barely tell these two apart- here, test yourself:
Just absolutely impossible to figure this out*.
* I really can't tell... They definitely both sound like McCain.