Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Sen. John McCain is the Nicest Man Ever.

If Sen. John McCain is going to spend $1 trillion on buying up bad mortgages without telling anyone, I hope he buys me a good mortgage for Chanukah. He's so generous.

If all of you little Christian boys & girls have been good this year too, maybe Santa McCain will get you something special for Xmas! But beware if you've been naughty, he will leave you a lump of coal... but the coal will look like a pile of shit and smell bad. Oh wait, that's not coal at all- John McCain pooped under your tree! He's old.

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