If Sen. John McCain is going to spend $1 trillion on buying up bad mortgages without telling anyone, I hope he buys me a good mortgage for Chanukah. He's so generous.
If all of you little Christian boys & girls have been good this year too, maybe Santa McCain will get you something special for Xmas! But beware if you've been naughty, he will leave you a lump of coal... but the coal will look like a pile of shit and smell bad. Oh wait, that's not coal at all- John McCain pooped under your tree! He's old.